High Programmer: Items for playing as an UltravioletItems:
Old Reckoning Macintosh Desktop PC: add 1d4 to software skill when plugged-in and used, if a 4 is rolled bluescreen and blue smoke.
Old Reckoning Palm Pilot Handheld PC: add 1d6 to software skill when used, if a 6 is rolled, bluescreen and blue smoke + inform Friend Computer...
Old Reckoning Cybernetic Eye Screen: add 1 to Public Standing when worn, (basically, you're wearing google glass)
Mandatory Happiness Land: Well organized, poorly camouflaged traitor re-education and reduction facility. Net income: -1 Access/day.
Fountain Pen: Clearance - Ultraviolet.
Cerebral Core-Tech: Procedure required in order to use Cranial Jacks. Costs a small fortune.
+Cranial Jacks: When jacked-in, any number you roll on a hardware check is a success. However... On a result of 1 your memory and personality are copied, digitized and integrated into Friend Computer’s core’s architecture - the originals are permanently deleted. Your character is no longer playable.
Cyanide Pill: Clearance - Ultraviolet. When the time comes, you'll know what to do…
Long live Friend Computer! RC Car: 20 minutes battery life, 100m range.
New Secret Society: Name it, create a short bio and 3 skills like existing societies. Forward to game master for review, nerf, and veto.
Gerry-U Space Buzz Radio Set: Clearance - Ultraviolet. Groove on far-out tunes... from space!
Stanley-U’s High Programmer Password:
Big$tan69Allan-U’s High Programmer Password:
BigGayAL03I-Ball: Replace one of your eyes with this amazing technology! See in the dark and get status updates with the remarkable Help-Me feature.
Set of Power Golf Clubs:
Foooooore! Old Reckoning DeLorean Automobile: +2 public standing and a small fortune in maintenance costs.
Club Sandwich: Clearance - Ultraviolet.
Zeppelin Airship: Travel the great outdoors in style! Available through the New Alliance of Zeal & Ideas party.
Stan’s Fags: Ultraviolet branded cigarettes, 25 per pack. Included matchbook with a 3D picture of Stanley-U.
Redline Energy Beverage: Distilled essence of liquid caffeine concentrate. 5% chance the user’s heart implodes.
Flash Drive: The Gerry-U Space Buzz Discography
Friend-O-Poli: a fun board game, initially approved, but the competitive nature of the tournaments (win a promotion to Ultraviolet) led to utter chaos.
Bottomless Leather Wallet: Never ending supply of counterfeit cash (need to manually fill it with blank paper to work) 30% chance it prints Friend-O-Poli money.
WeaponsLaptop Gun: Appears to be a portable computer, Clearance - Ultraviolet. Actually a submachine gun with a 30 round clip. Lotta recoil, lotta noise.
Golden PP7: +1 Public standing. 30% chance of a jam.
A55 Wipe Chip: Plug into any washroom booth terminal to convert it to a termination booth.
Fluuuuush!Handkerchief Swimming in Chloroform: “Here, use this”… Aaaand goodnight.
Sandwich Gun: Appears to be a delicious turkey bacon sandwich. When bitten into, it fires toxic darts into the victim.
How do you like this f\**in' sandwich???*
E-M-Pocket Watch: Start the chronograph to initiate a targeted EMP strike on one system.
Industrial Sealed Cylinder of Poison Gas: 20,000 litres of Liquified Pro-Pain Gas
212 Fahrenheit Syringe: The victim’s blood reaches boiling point within 5 minutes.
“The” Virus: A floppy disc labeled:
AOL free internet 6hrs. If inserted into a working floppy-drive connected to Friend Computer, 68% probability The Computer is defragmented. The pinnacle of treason...
Subcomplex Clockwork Doomsday Device: Deadman switch; must be reset manually at midnight everyday or goes off theatrically.
Ultrasonic Radiowave Doomsday Device: When switched on; any radio in Alpha Complex set to 101.1 XFM begins emitting fatal ultrasonic radio waves to anyone within earshot.
Orbital Doomsday Device: Enter the alphanumeric passcode manually on satellite 33T to carpet-nuke a target (87% chance of success).
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