Death by Random SurveyOne of my favorite scenes from last night's game with first-time players.
Scene: Infrared Citizen Joe-JIM-3 is being sucked into a vortex of Red Dessert Topping and is swimming furiously to get away. He fails his roll and the Computer dice also comes up.
Computer: Hello, Citizen. I see you are currently swimming in
Red Desert Topping. You have been randomly selected to participate in a survey about
Red Desert Topping. Would you like to participate?
Joe-JIM-3: This is kind of a bad time, but OK..
Computer: Excellent! What is your opinion of the flavor of
Red Desert Topping?
Joe-JIM-3: Um, good?
Computer: Interesting! Citizen, your security clearance is Infrared. Please explain why you know how
Red Desert Topping tastes.
Joe-JIM-3: Well I'm sort of swimming in it, it's hard not to get it in my mouth.
Computer: Citizen, please explain why you are swimming in
Red Desert Topping, you do not have Red clearance.
Joe-JIM-3: I'm just trying to do the mission you sent me on!
Computer: Citizen, are you blaming me for you violating your security clearance?
Joe-JIM-3: No! I, uh...
Computer: Next question. What is your opinion of
Secret Societies?
Joe-JIM-3: Um, they're evil?
Computer: Please, define evil.
Joe-JIM-3: Very bad!
Computer: Interesting. So you are of the opinion that
Secret Societies are evil = very bad. That is good. Please explain how you know so much about
Secret Societies.
Joe-JIM-3: ....
Computer: Citizen, please answer the question.
Joe-JIM-3: I don't think I want to.
Computer: Citizen, I am disabling the use of your limbs until the status of your loyalty can be further reviewed. Also, I award you one treason star. Congratulations. This is not a good thing.
Joe-JIM-3's limbs immediately cease to function and he proceeds to drown. submitted by
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