Top 5 Alpha Complex Shows for Red ClearanceHi folks! I'm between design gigs right now, so I'm getting antsy. Need to create something! That's why I'm writing a series of top 5 lists about Alpha Complex, The Computer, and our beloved RPG Paranoia.
Top 5 Alpha Complex Shows for Red Clearance
5) Bake-A-Traitor: A game show where three traitors compete to get a stay of execution from The Computer. Only one traitor has ever done that, and she was executed for interfering with a scheduled execution.
4) Three’s Mandatory: Hilarious sitcom where three clones accidentally decanted at the same time must learn to live with each other. Today’s episode: Jack-R practices typing by retyping a traitor’s confession. Too bad that nosey neighbor Mr. Rope read it!
3) Right Side of History: A quiz show where citizens try to figure out which version of history is currently approved by The Computer. Today’s episode: Was the Iridium Eating Contest done by evil commies, good IntSec agents, or it never happened anymore?
2) Loyapanarama: A variety show where entertainers also teach valuable lessons on the benefits of loyalty. Today’s episode: The Teela Sisters sing the immortal ‘Do You Want To Keep Living’ and the comedy stylings of Larry the Infrared Citizen.
1) The Truth! with Colonel Happyface: A news and propaganda show sharing what is legally considered the truth. Today’s episode: Missy-G explains why violent crime is up in the Four Sector area and then is executed for falsely saying crime is up in the Four Sector area.
What are your favorite Alpha Complex Shows approved for Red-clearance citizens?
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