Blood on the Corridors. (A tribute to fallen characters.)(To the tune of 'The battle hymn of the republic')
Would you listen to the tale of Troubleshooters, brave! Those who sacrificed their lives to Alpha Complex save! We salute them one by one as they march into the grave! This clone will shoot no more!
Victor-1 was training to be a Troubleshooter. All that he wanted was to serve his friend, The Computer. He was betrayed and he fell into a dark abyss. This clone will shoot no more!
(chorus) Glory, glory! What a hell of a way to die! Glory, glory! What a hell of a way to die! Glory, glory! What a hell of a way to die... This clone will shoot no more!
Alpheus, Light, and Apple were a RED team true, Strategically sacrificed by Kissa-2. Their team leader Kissa made it to clearance BLUE! And their clones will shoot no more!
(chorus)
Junior citizens ambushed trusty Victor-2. He tried to find the lost one, what else could he do? They shot him out the steamlauncher and in the air he flew. This clone will shoot no more!
If you claim all are traitors, I'll say it's not sooth! He was interrogated and Conn-R-2 told the truth. He earned a promotion in the termination booth! And his clone will shoot no more!
Victor-3 attempted to enter the Warbot mark IV. He ran afoul of the guardbots just inside the door. His perforated body then fell onto the floor. And his clone will shoot no more!
(chorus)
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